News and a Parody to Cheer You Up

Ok.

It has been a while before I posted on this blog cause I have been busy with other stuff, so every Saturday, I will
put new Parodies- [Cue Funny/Random Picture]

That is so random, right.

Anyway, next Saturday, I will try to put a parody.

From

-Insert Name Here-

Infinity Reel

Here is a excerpt from the script we are still writing, Infinity Reel, enjoy.

SCENE ONE:

The video starts out with reels of award show remembering movies, like the Oscars and shows like that.

The film gets ruined and dissolves and this voice comes up

Voice 1:

Hullo everyone, this is Harry Potter. If you haven’t noticed yet, this movie is not about me, it is about,…

                  [The music rising louder, and louder]

Voice 1:

The Hecklers.

The camera shows the Incredible’s sign changed into the heckler’s sign and the Incredible’s theme plays.

The camera zooms through the H.

Now, the camera is quickly going down a street as it comes up to a car with a bunch of money in the back.

It shows Elmo’s and Big Birds hand messing with the money. While the cops are following them.

Elmo:

HA, HA! Now we have the money to make our OWN television show, made by us!

Big Bird laughs.

Big Bird:

One that is for adults!

The sirens are singing in the background as Elmo and Big Bird are swerving through traffic.

Big Bird:

Today’s the big,

[A bullet goes through the back window and through the front right after.]

Camera is showing both of them smiling in the seat as the sirens are blinking in the background.

Elmo looks up to Big Bird.

Elmo:

Got it with you?

Big Bird pulls out a pistol.

Big Bird:

Got it.

Big Bird rolls down his window and starts shooting at the cops car.

Narrator:

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN… OR ABOUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO ELMO AND BIG BIRD… OK, I’M DONE. GO ON AND WATCH THE VIDEO. DON’T PAY ANY ATTENTION ON ME. EVEN THOUGH I’M LONELY, I’M JUST… OK. LET’S GET BACK TO THE VIDEO.

The suburban backyard was quiet, except for Superman slurping on a smoothie while he is playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

The backyard is normal, except for the big gaping hole in the middle of the yard where he keeps his stuff.

Superman:

Got to beat the Victor Charlie level.[Playing the level of Black Ops]

Superman hears a siren and looks up to the sky and sees a superhero light flash through the sky.

Superman:

Okay. Let me check the light key.

[Superman reads the paper]

Batman; Black

Batgirl; Yellow

Spiderman; Maroon

Ah. Here it is.

Superman; White.

Superman looks up and sees a green sign.

Superman looks back and forward between the sign and the key.

Superman:

Wait a flipping minute. There is no green on the list. Who could it be.

[CRUSH!!!]

Superman ducks to the ground as a figure lands next to him. Superman looks up.

Superman:

Chuck Norris?!?

Chuck smiles.

Chuck Norris:

No one is able to hide from me, Chuck Norris.

They look at each other for a minute.

Superman:

Uh… yeah. Anyway, what is going on?

Chuck kneels to the ground and starts to sob.

Chuck looks up, sobbing.

Chuck:

They left our side.

Superman looks at him like he has gone crazy.

Superman:

Who did?

Chuck raised his head dramatically like a drama show.

Chuck:

 Let me tell you…

Chuck starts to walk back to a stage that pops up from the ground.

Chuck rips off his wrestling uniform and a tuxedo is underneath.

Chuck:

In song.

Superman is handed a musical play booklet by Miley Cyrus.

Superman stares at Miley until she turns around and gives him a wink.

Chuck’s Song.

Superman:

Aren’t you supposed to get Elmo?

Chuck:

I almost forgot.

Chuck flies out of Superman’s backyard towards the siren in the distance.

Superman sighs. He turns towards Miley Cyrus.

Miley:

Are you single?

Superman:

Ummm….no.

Miley:

Oh, I completely understand. Its just you know, I’m lonely.

Narrator:

So am I.

Miley:

Do YOU want to go out?

Narrator:

[Word has been replaced.] Fudge Yeah!

Miley:

HEE,HEE,HEE,HEE,HEE,HEEE.

Voice 1:

Disclaimer: Sorry if I’m interrupting again. It is me, Harry Potter. The Narrator has quit to go on some trip to somewhere with his girlfriend, or whatever. For now the narrator has been replaced by Morgan Freeman.

Morgan:

Back at the highway, the victims of the robbery

Voice 2:

Elmo and Big Bird.

Morgan:

Who are you?

Voice 2:

You know who I am.

Morgan:

Um…, no I don’t

Voice 2:

I’m Justin Beaver.

Morgan:

Umm… beavers aren’t suppose to talk.

Voice 2:

No, no, no. Justin BIEBER.

Morgan:

You’re a creepy little beaver.

Voice 2:

BIEBER.

Morgan:

A can’t believe that Selena Gomez is going out with a beaver.

Voice 2:

I’M NOT A FREAKING BEAVER. I’M A HUMAN. I’M AN GRAMMY AWARD STAR. I GUEST STARED ON CSI,-

Morgan:

Even though you got shot. Security.

Voice 2:

 WAIT- I NEED TO AAAAAHAHHHAHA!!!!!

Noises of security getting Justin Bieber.

 Morgan:

Ah. Peace and quiet. Now. Where were we.

END OF SCENE ONE.

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